THE WORLD'S FINEST DEODORANT FOR DING-A-LINGS.
After more than two-decades in the trenches, we've perfected personal care for down there. Sac & Crack® is a daily use deodorant that naturally soothes while cooling. Plus, it helps fight fungus, chaffing & odors. So, whether you're an athlete, a college student, or a dude on the dating scene – This stuff's for you. Each jar lasts about three months (based on typical usage), and keeps the ol' boys feeling fresh & confident 24/7.
*Also vailable wholesale, and private label.
LIKE NEOSPORIN® ON STEROIDS
Our go-anywhere solution to whatever cuts, nicks, scratches, scrapes, and ouchies that the world throws your way. Boo-Boo Guru® contains a secret premium blend of rare essential oils and extracts to moisturize the boo-boo, reduce chafing, fight fungal infections and smell great.
(Legal Disclaimer: Human Landscapers is not in any way associated with Neosporin®. We are using that as a generic descriptor for a broad product category, like Kleenex® or Xerox®)
AFTER CARE FOR YOU-KNOW-WHERE
After you've gone through the time and trouble (not to mention pain) to get yourself smooth everywhere, the last thing you want is weird bumps and blemishes spoiling everything. That's why we made Human Landscaper's® Post Wax + In-Growns Ointment. This treatment moisturizes and softens the skin to prevent in-grown hairs from forming. Additionally, the premium botanical extracts in Post Wax + In-Growns fight fungus growth to prevent infections and blemishes on your new hard-earned smoothness.